KITCHY LIVING

After a few months of listening to Taylor Swift’s 11th album, I have decided it’s time to rank my favorite songs just for the sheer heck of it. This album has been a unique release by Taylor, and I’m here to say that I am all for it. Now there are two ways to go about this: anthology vs. original tracks. I also decided to rank songs by co-writers too because they have obviously different vibes. Note: I also put my favorite lyrics from each song. If you didn’t already know I was a Swiftie by now, well, now you do. If you too are a diehard fan, please comment with your favorite tracks. I’d love to hear from you! Let the ranking commence…

TTPD Original Track Ranking

1. Fresh Out the Slammer – “years of labor, locks, and ceilings – in the shade of how he was feeling”
2. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? – “put narcotics into all my songs, and that’s why you’re still singing along”
3. Guilty as Sin? – “am I allowed to cry?”
4. So Long, London – “how much low did you think I’d go? Before I’d self-implode”
5. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart – “I cry a lot by I am so productive it’s an art”
6. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys – “I’m queen of sand castles he destroys”
7. The Alchemy – “He jokes that it’s heroin but this time with an ‘E’”
8. Down Bad – “Everything comes out teenage petulance”
9. But Daddy I Love Him – “growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all”
10. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) – “He had a halo of the highest grade, he just hadn’t met me yet”
11. loml – “who’s gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames, if we know the steps anyway”
12. Clara Bow – “the crown is staining but you’re the real queen”
13. Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) – “All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February”
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived – “I don’t even want you back I just want to know. if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal”
15. The Tortured Poets Department – “I’ve seen this episode and still love the show.”
16. Florida!!!” (feat. Florence + the Machine) – “Little did you know
    Your home’s really only a town you’re just a guest in”

TTPD Anthology Ranking

1. Fresh Out the Slammer
2. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
3. Guilty as Sin?
4. imgonnagetyouback
5. So Long, London
6. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
7. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
8. Down Bad
9. How Did It End?
10. The Prophecy
11. The Alchemy
12. But Daddy I Love Him 
13. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
14. loml
15. Fortnight
16. The Albatross
17. The Bolter
18. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
19. Clara Bow
20. The Black Dog
21. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
22. The Tortured Poets Department
23. So High School
24. I Hate It Here
25. thanK you aIMee
26. Florida!!!” (feat. Florence + the Machine) 
27. I Look in People’s Windows
28. Cassandra
29. Peter
30. Robin
31. The Manuscript

As many of you diehard fans know, Taylor co-wrote many of her songs on this album with two artists: Jack Antonoff and Aaron Dessner. In my opinion, there are stark differences between these songs. So here is my ranking according to co-writers:

Songs co-written with Jack Antonoff

1. Fresh Out the Slammer
2. Guilty as Sin?
3. imgonnagetyouback
4. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
5. The Alchemy
6. Down Bad
7. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
8. Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)
9. The Tortured Poets Department
10. I Look in People’s Windows

Songs co-written with Aaron Dessner

1. So Long, London
2. loml
3. How Did It End?
4. The Prophecy
5. But Daddy I Love Him
6. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
7. The Albatross
8. The Bolter
9. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
10. Clara Bow
11. So High School
12. I Hate It Here
13. thanK you aIMee
14. Cassandra
15. Robin

What are your favorite songs from TTPD?
When do you speculate that Reputation TV is coming out?